Day: February 19, 2026

  • I Am One Minor Inconvenience Away From Becoming a Cryptid

    I Am One Minor Inconvenience Away From Becoming a Cryptid

    I would like to preface this by saying I am trying. I am hydrated. I have eaten protein. I have breathed deeply through situations that legally qualify as “a lot.” And yet I remain one minor inconvenience away from becoming something people warn their children about. Not a breakdown. A transformation. The kind where neighbors say things like,…