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Month: October 2026

  • I Survived Motherhood Today. Barely.

    Tonight I told my children to stop being dramatic about their vitamins. Remember that. It’s going to matter. At our house, the nightly vitamin routine has all the peaceful energy of administering medication to feral raccoons. There’s wailing. There’s gagging. There’s at least one child who holds the gummy in her mouth for twenty minutes…