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Day: September 22, 2026

  • I Accidentally Performed at IHOP Last Night

    At exactly midnight last night, I called my son Thomas to wish him a happy birthday. Not like a normal mother. So I FaceTimed him and launched, loudly and confidently, into what can only be described as a stereotypical 1990s rap rendition of “Happy Birthday,” except mine included several strategically placed F-bombs, because I am…