Day: May 12, 2026

One minute we were doing sight word games at the kitchen table like some wholesome homeschooling commercial. The next? My six-year-old came storming into the room screaming,“HARPER KILLED MY BEST FRIEND.” Naturally, I assumed we had escalated directly into true crime. Maybe the hamster.Maybe one of the lizards.Maybe Kris finally snapped over slime in the…