Day: May 26, 2026

  • Cross Your Legs and Pray 

    Cross Your Legs and Pray 

    I used to think older women were dramatic. Respectfully… I owe several women an apology basket and possibly an edible arrangement. Because at 21, after two kids, I was 106 pounds fueled almost entirely by caffeine, gas station burritos, emotional instability, and audacity. I had abs. Not intentional abs. Not “I wake up at 5…