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We Forgot Our Anniversary… Again (And Somehow That Feels Right)
Eight years. Eight years with Kris. Longer if you count the “we’re just friends but clearly not just friends” phase. Every year, we’ve celebrated April 24th our date-iversary. The day that was supposed to mark “us.” Except… one year, we looked at the calendar and realized That wasn’t actually the day. Turns out it was…
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The Day the Appraisal Goblins Took Over
I logged into my property tax hearing and immediately knew something was wrong. The appraiser was… three feet tall. And he was standing on my comps. Not next to them. Not reviewing them. Standing. On. Them. Like they were optional. I blinked. Once. Twice. Nope. Still there. “Good afternoon,” I said, because apparently I have…
Crumbs and Chaos 